Self Quotationalisms

This is where you will find everything that I (Chris Ward) said that was ever clever...and took the time to write down.

"Dreams and reality are very much the same. The only difference is where you spend more time."

"All the haves should give their money to the have nots. They would if this world was just. But it isn't, and that's why we have justice."

"The Pen is mightier than the sword, for while the sword can make someone fall with a single swipe, the pen can touch someone with a single stroke."

"...that part of the fun of the future, no one has any real idea of what it's going to do; and no, I'm not talking about the weather!"

"If everything in life was random, then life would be horribly repeditive."

"The moment you think you know everything is the moment you truely know nothing at all."

"“Kill or be killed” isn’t the only principle of life, but it is a great way to die."

"All we can do is do what we can."

"Good things come to those who wait, even if they come too late."

"Look at this paperback book of AP-ness!"

"If you don't try, you will most certainly fail."

"Yes, curiosity killed the cat, but at least the cat learned something; even if it was to not be so curious."

"Things will always be better tomorrow, for they aren't spoiled by today's trials and sorrows."

"Hell's on Earth. Heaven is anything but Hell."

"Discretion is always advised, and everything causes cancer. What a sad world."

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Yes, these are actually things that I said...get over it.